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Gulf - the real definition!

This is GULF


* Local calls are free
* Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too.
* Any building construction finishes in 3 months .
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance .
* Labourers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country.
* Companies can kick out their employees without any reason .
* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money .
* Cleaners have more Wasta than officers .
* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner.
* Office boy & Drivers have more influence on Boss than Manager.
* Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm, hot / humid / chilling weather.
* Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere .
* If u can ' t earn money in the Gulf, u can ' t earn anywhere in the world .
* In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its sooo fast.
* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in thier own countries.
* U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were together.
* Being at home is more painful than being at work.
* Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don ' t understand anything.
* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters.
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car.
* A Starbucks every 10 meters.
* Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol.
* In one single flat sharing with 5 families.
* A Shopping Mall located every 2 km.
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers .
* Getting a license is more difficult than buying a car .
* Smashed cars are more than bugs.
* Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour - 5 Dirham for 2 hours & so on .
* No Queues for women .

TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF:
* GREEN : Signal to go for Indians.
* YELLOW : Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis, Americans, Europeans.
* RED : Signal to go for Kuwaitis, Saudis , Palestinians & Lebanese...
IF YOU ' RE SAYING ' NO ' THEN YOU ARE HIDING THE TRUTH.......

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